rayquarza

rayquarza:

samsung: hey guys!!!! we made a watch that connects to your smartphone wirelessly! it’s like the future :)

everyone: that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard who is going to buy that

apple: hey assholes, we literally made the same exact thing months later except it’s apple and probably more expensive

everyone: HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS THIS IS THE COOLEST PIECE OF SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN!! I’M GONNA BUY FIVE

officialfrenchtoast

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic